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Jan
2008
By Chris St. Jacques
Green Bay, WI - Packer fans around the world had a scare today as reports started to come in about Brett Favre’s condition. Thankfully he is now “out of the woods and in the clear”, according to local doctor who was on the scene at the time of the incident.
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Jan
2008
By Victor Li
With his team fighting for a birth in the Super Bowl against the mighty, undefeated New England Patriots, San Diego’s best player was nowhere to be seen. LaDainian Tomlinson, the All-Pro running back and the leading rusher in the NFL, was seated squarely on the bench, stoically staring at the field behind the visor of his helmet. Many people have wondered how it was possible that the best running back in the NFL could possibly sit out a game of this magnitude. Was he injured? Was he quitting on his team? Was he afraid of failure? Was he in awe of Tom Brady’s sexiness? Until now, we’ve only been able to speculate as to the reason why LT sat out for most of the AFC Title Game.
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Jan
2008
By Nick Maloney
Chargers running back LaDainian Tomlinson may not be playing in the Super Bowl, but with his new high-def Vizio TV he says it’ll feel just like being there.
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Jan
2008
By Rusty Weiss
Describing it as ‘simply a fashion statement,’ Tom Brady has mulled the effects of wearing a walking boot to his girlfriend’s apartment.
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Jan
2008
By Nick Maloney
Former NFL quarterback Archie Manning, father of Colts quarterback Peyton, today admitted he has another son named Eli. A son whom he had disowned for his entire life until last Sunday.
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Jan
2008
By Victor Li
Eight-year old Timmy McCormick was suffering from cancer and was told he had about year to live. He was in terrible pain and could barely muster the energy to get out of bed, let alone go outside to play with his friends. The only time he spent out of bed was to go to the bathroom to throw up, a side-effect of his chemotherapy. Timmy was depressed and in low spirits. He had lost all of his hair. He had no friends to play with. He had almost no shot at survival. Timmy did not have much to live for and both he and his family knew it.
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Jan
2008
By Aaron Weaver
In a surprising turn of events, Kim Etheridge, publicist of Terrell Owens released a statement today claiming that the superstar receiver did not cry during a post-game press conference after the Cowboys’ loss on Sunday.
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Jan
2008
By Jason Levy
Enjoy it football-freaks. Sunday is the last day until September we can watch two football games on the same day. Conference Championship Sunday is the best football day of the year, surpassing the drawn-out hype and pageantry of the Super Bowl, plus it’s twice the football, often with teams that have a history together. This Sunday’s games are no different. Before the picks, let’s look at the hype for the potential Super Bowl match ups:
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Jan
2008
By David Gignilliat
Anyone who watches the NFL on a regular basis will tell you that Adam “PacMan” Jones is a tremendous talent. Sixth overall pick in the 2005 NFL draft out of West Virginia. Track star speed. A leader on the field.
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Jan
2008
By Jason Levy
“One of the easiest playoff games to pick in a long time . . . All you have to do on Sunday is look at Manning and Tony Dungy leading the Colts, and Phil Rivers and Norv Turner leading the Chargers. And we’ll get the AFC Championship game we’ve all been waiting for.”
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Jan
2008
By Carol Pearson
Football fans everywhere were scratching their heads when the Indianapolis Colts, last year’s Super Bowl champs, were knocked out by the San Diego Chargers and The New York Giants beat the Dallas Cowboys. It seems most people have been under the impression that Peyton Manning is a stronger quarterback than his brother Eli and should, therefore, have had an easier time of getting his team to the next round.
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Jan
2008
By Nick Maloney
Microwaveable popcorn has been flying off of Dallas supermarket shelves in record numbers over the last few weeks as a result of Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens and his “Get ya popcorn ready,” mantra.
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Jan
2008
By Rob Dauster
After falling behind 10-0, the LSU Tigers scored 31 unanswered points to blow out the Ohio State Buckeyes in the BCS national title game. It marked the second straight year in which OSU was unable to make the College Football championship game even remotely interesting after the first half. Personally, I was watching the new American Gladiators last night instead of this game. Did anyone else notice Laila Ali sounds like a man? Regardless, the show is still SO bad ass. Gotta love Wolf’s howl. But I digress.
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Jan
2008
By Jason Levy
Four games down, seven to go before the champion of the NFL season is crowned. Let’s just hope that the remaining games are better than what the Wild Card round gave us. With the exception of Jacksonville-Pittsburgh, all the games were duds. Seattle blew past Washington after a brief scare to start the second half (Todd Collins on the road was too much for the spirit of Sean Taylor to overcome). Tampa had three weeks to figure out how to beat the Giants and still couldn’t do it, and now every Giants fan has their Super Bowl trip to Phoenix planned. And the Chargers acted like Super Bowl champs after winning their first playoff game in a decade, finally showing up in the second half against a mediocre-at-best Titans team. Maybe last weekend lacked juice because few people really believe any team that won had a shot at the Super Bowl, or even winning this week. The contenders are out to play, so let’s get to it.
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Jan
2008
By Victor Li
In an unprecedented move, the organizers of the Bowl Championship Series (BCS) have proposed a radical solution to their current system; a system of determining a national champion in college football that has engendered nothing but controversy year-in and year-out.